With that in mind, I think Florence is one of the most beautiful and inspiring cities on the planet. To think of the achievements of human ingenuity and creativity from this center of human achievement, as the birthplace of the Renaissance, and which inspired such movers as Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Giotto, frankly, it’s inspiring just to mention those names and to think of the beauty they brought into this world.
Just the thought of Florence makes me want to be a better man.
Which is why I take issue with this image, and the cast of that great bastion of humanity at its finest, Jersey Shore, of which during season four, our heroes in low IQ/superficial blissful ignorance transplant themselves to…where else? The beautiful city of Florence, Italy.
These aren’t Italians. They’re douchebags, transplanted by their parents, who once came from that beautiful country, popped out a few babies who quickly adopted this whole superficial thing for looking hot in the moment, with seriously bad fake and bake and an attitude that people are gonna watch these nimrods dumbing down what’s truly one of the finest cities in the world for the price of a DVD.
Michelangelo’s David has inspired humanity for 500 years. And Jersey Shore’s gonna be around about as long as it takes the hole in the ozone from all that hair spray from these inept nitwits to spread, which, by my estimate, is gonna be pretty darn soon.
Bottom line: I think every human on Earth should visit Florence at least once. But please, PLEASE don’t associate this beautiful city with the goat puke propagated on Jersey Shore.